The "Having Me as a Son" Candle — Funny Gift for Mom or Dad from Son
Tropical Paradise — Bright & Fresh / 9oz (2-wick 40-60hr burn)
$42.00
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$42.00
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burn it like you know what you're doing
The "Having Me as a Son" Candle — Funny Gift for Mom or Dad from Son
$42.00
Sale price
$42.00
Regular price
For the parents who raised a good one. Mostly.
He calls on Sundays (sometimes), eats everything in the fridge, and fixes the Wi-Fi when you ask nicely. Made for the son who knows he turned out great, and figures you should say thank you.
which scent is your vibe?
winter woods
smooth, grounded, and quietly elevated. the kind of scent that feels put together.
tropical paradise
bright, fresh, easy. like stepping away for a minute without actually leaving.
smooth, grounded, and quietly elevated. the kind of scent that feels put together.
tropical paradise
bright, fresh, easy. like stepping away for a minute without actually leaving.
how big are we going?
9oz
the go-to. two wicks, 40–60 hour burn. 2.9"W × 3.5"H.
16oz
bigger presence, longer burn. three wicks, 80+ hours. 3.5"W × 3.9"H.
the go-to. two wicks, 40–60 hour burn. 2.9"W × 3.5"H.
16oz
bigger presence, longer burn. three wicks, 80+ hours. 3.5"W × 3.9"H.
what's actually inside (because it matters)
- 100% natural soy wax — paraffin-free, grown in America's Midwest. clean burn, no toxins.
- premium fragrance oils — cruelty-free, phthalate-free, by IFRA-certified perfumers. made for soy.
- 100% cotton wicks — lead-free, zinc-free, pre-waxed for an even burn.
- uv-blocking amber glass jar — keeps the scent true and looks good on any surface.
- gift-ready packaging — glossy black box, gold ribbon. open it, give it, watch the reaction.
free shipping. always.
out the door in 1–2 business days. arrives gift-ready. no guessing, no delays.
broken on arrival? replaced. no questions.
if it shows up cracked, chipped, or wrong, we send a new one. email hello@familyloveforever.com and it's handled.
burn it like you know what you're doing
trim the wick. let the wax melt all the way across. don't rush it. take care of it, and it'll take care of the mood.