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Attention Cool Nieces: The Ultimate Uncle-Pleaser Has Landed!

Hey there, gift-giving superstars! Tired of buying your uncle another tie or "World's Best Uncle" mug? Well, hold onto your hats because we've got the present that'll make him laugh so hard he might choke on his dad jokes. Introducing the "Having me as a niece is really the only gift you need" candle - because let's face it, you're the gift that keeps on giving... sass and all!

Why This Candle Will Light Up Your Uncle's Life:
• Brutally honest message that'll tickle his funny bone
• Perfect for any occasion: Father's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or "Thanks for Being My Partner in Crime" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike his attempts at barbecuing)
• Manly scent options available (to mask the smell of his vintage cologne collection)

When to Surprise Him:
- Father's Day: Because being an uncle is like being a dad, but cooler
- His Birthday: Another year of putting up with your awesomeness? He deserves this!
- Christmas: Santa's jealous of your gift-giving skills (finally)
- Any Random Tuesday: Because uncle-niece shenanigans know no calendar

How to Use (Uncle Edition):
1. Hand it over with your best "favorite niece" smirk
2. Watch his eyes roll (it's how he shows affection, we think)
3. Enjoy his belly laugh (or groan-worthy pun in response)
4. Bask in the glow of being the "best niece ever" (for at least a day)

Bonus: This candle pairs perfectly with a bear hug and maybe actually laughing at one of his jokes for once (let's not get too crazy here).

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable chuckles, increased uncle-niece bonding, and a sudden urge to share embarrassing stories about your parents. Use with caution!

Grab this candle now and get ready to remind your uncle just how lucky he is to have you in his life! It's way better than another power tool he doesn't need, trust us.

P.S. If he starts using this as ammunition to spoil you even more, we take full responsibility. You're welcome!

Size Matters:

Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours

The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours

Specifications:

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA