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Smells Like You’re Not in Your Forties Anymore Candle — Funny 50th Birthday Gift, Hand-Poured Soy Wax
Smells Like You’re Not in Your Forties Anymore Candle — Funny 50th Birthday Gift, Hand-Poured Soy Wax
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Smells like vintage resilience, bold ambition, and the unapologetic thrill of turning 50.
Celebrate a half-century milestone with the “Smells Like You’re Not in Your Forties Anymore” candle — the perfect mix of humor and sincerity for anyone stepping into the fabulous 50s. Whether it’s for your best friend, spouse, parent, or even yourself, this candle honors the decades lived and the decades ahead.
Hand-poured in Maryland using premium soy wax and a cotton wick, this candle burns clean, steady, and glowingly. It arrives in elegant, gift-ready packaging — no wrapping stress, just pure celebration.
Product Specs
• Sizes: 4 oz / 9 oz / 16 oz — approx. 20, 40, 80+ hour burns
• Wax & Wick: 100% soy + cotton, lead-free
• Crafted: Hand-poured in Maryland, USA
• Packaging: Beautiful gift-ready box
• Fragrance: A bold, uplifting scent made to match the powerhouse inside
Light it during the birthday dinner, a quiet reflection night, or when you just want them to feel seen — 50 doesn’t whisper, it roars.
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