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our friendship is like this candle...if you forget me, i’ll burn your fucking house down candle
$23.00
Sale price
$23.00
Regular price
what this candle says (and why it hits)?
for the friend who’s a little unhinged… but permanently yours
this isn’t a soft friendship.
this is loyalty with a warning label.
the kind where:
you don’t talk for weeks… nothing changes
you’d actually show up if it mattered
and leaving isn’t an option
why it hits:
because it’s not cute—it’s committed
because it’s funny… then slightly concerning
because the reaction says everything
final word:
some friendships fade.
this one doesn’t.
don’t try it.
which scent is your vibe?
same energy. different mood.
berry bliss
sweet, vibrant, and just bold enough to stand out without trying too hard.
winter woods
smooth, grounded, and quietly elevated. the kind of scent that feels put together.
tropical paradise
bright, fresh, and easy to enjoy. like stepping away for a minute… without actually leaving.
berry bliss
sweet, vibrant, and just bold enough to stand out without trying too hard.
winter woods
smooth, grounded, and quietly elevated. the kind of scent that feels put together.
tropical paradise
bright, fresh, and easy to enjoy. like stepping away for a minute… without actually leaving.
how big are we going?
4oz
small but effective. perfect for a quick gift or a “just because” moment.
9oz
the go-to. balanced, reliable, and exactly what most people grab.
16oz
bigger presence. longer burn. makes more of a statement without saying a word.
small but effective. perfect for a quick gift or a “just because” moment.
9oz
the go-to. balanced, reliable, and exactly what most people grab.
16oz
bigger presence. longer burn. makes more of a statement without saying a word.
gift-ready, always
every candle arrives ready to gift—clean, secure, and intentionally packaged.
no last-minute wrapping. no extra steps. just open, give, and enjoy the reaction.
no last-minute wrapping. no extra steps. just open, give, and enjoy the reaction.
burn it like you know what you’re doing
trim the wick. let the wax melt all the way across. don’t rush it.
take care of it, and it’ll take care of the mood.
take care of it, and it’ll take care of the mood.
we don’t play about shipping
fast processing. secure packaging. arrives ready to gift.
no guessing. no unnecessary delays. just handled.
no guessing. no unnecessary delays. just handled.
no stress if it’s not perfect
if something isn’t right, we fix it. quickly.
no friction. no back and forth. just the way it should be.
just email flfshippingteam@gmail.com and we’ll get your return label out asap.