Attention Cool Uncles: The Ultimate Niece-Pleaser Has Arrived!
Hey there, gift-giving rockstars! Tired of buying your niece another generic gift card or fluffy unicorn? Well, hold onto your pearls because we've got the present that'll make her laugh so hard she might actually admit you're cool. Introducing the "Having me as an uncle is really the only gift you need" candle - because let's face it, you're the gift that keeps on giving... embarrassing stories and all!
Why This Candle Will Light Up Your Niece's Life:
• Brutally honest message that'll tickle her funny bone
• Perfect for any occasion: Birthday, Christmas, or "Thanks for Covering for Me" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike her attempts at TikTok dances)
• Sweet scent options available (to mask the smell of her teen spirit)
When to Surprise Her:
- Her Birthday: Another year of putting up with your awesome dance moves? She deserves this!
- Christmas: Santa's jealous of your gift-giving skills (finally)
- Mother's Day: If she's a mom, remind her she's got the coolest uncle-mom duo
- Any Random Saturday: Because uncle-niece shenanigans know no calendar
How to Use (Niece Edition):
1. Hand it over with your best "cool uncle" wink
2. Watch her eyes roll (it's how she shows affection, we think)
3. Enjoy her laughter (or embarrassed groan)
4. Bask in the glow of being the "best uncle ever" (for at least a week)
Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, increased uncle-niece bonding, and a sudden urge to spill family secrets. Use with caution!
Grab this candle now and get ready to remind your niece just how lucky she is to have you in her life! It's way better than another gift card she'll forget about, trust us.
P.S. If she starts using this as ammunition to ask for more shopping trips, we take full responsibility. You're welcome!
Size Matters:
Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours
The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours
Specifications:
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA
