Warning: This Candle May Cause Uncontrollable Mom Laughter!
Hey there, awesome gift-giver! Looking for the perfect way to tell your mom she's stuck with you forever? Well, look no further! This hilarious candle is about to become your mom's new favorite thing (after you, of course).
Why This Candle is a Mom-Pleaser:
• Hilariously honest message: "Having me as a son is really the only gift you need"
• Perfect for any occasion: Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or just because!
• High-quality soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn
• Delightful scent options to choose from (because you're thoughtful like that)
When to Gift This Candle:
✓ Mother's Day: Because flowers are so last year
✓ Mom's Birthday: Age is just a number, and you're her favorite number
✓ Christmas: Santa can't compete with your gift-giving skills
✓ Any day ending in 'y': Because moms deserve to laugh daily!
How to Use:
1. Give to mom
2. Watch her roll her eyes (lovingly)
3. Enjoy the sound of her laughter
4. Bask in the glow of being the favorite child
Remember, this candle pairs perfectly with a heartfelt hug and maybe doing the dishes without being asked (just once, don't go crazy).
Order now and get ready to light up your mom's life – literally and figuratively!
P.S. We won't tell your siblings if you don't.
Size Matters:
Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours
The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours
Specifications:
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA
