"The best bitches are born in May" - The Candle That Lights Up your friend or loved one with a Laugh!
Well, well, well! Look who's ready to set May on fire (literally)!
Introducing the "Best Bitches Born in May" Zodiac Candle - because flowers are nice, but have you ever had a candle that screams "I'm a May Queen, bow down!"?
This ain't your garden-variety birthday candle, folks. It's a wax-tastic celebration specially whipped up for our stubborn-as-a-bull Taurus ladies and those chatty Gemini twins. It's so good, it might just overshadow those May flowers everyone's always going on about.
Why This Candle is Your New May-hem Maker:
• Custom-crafted for May-born bosses (April and June, you can look but don't touch)
• Zodiac-inspired scents that'll make your nose do the maypole dance
• Perfect size for cake decoration or solo "treat yo'self" sessions
Warning: Side Effects May Include:
• Sudden urges to celebrate... everything
• Friendship levels rising faster than May temperatures
• Uncontrollable desire to remind everyone you're a May baby (as if your fabulousness wasn't enough of a giveaway)
Whether you're gifting it to your May-born bestie or treating yourself (because, hello, self-love is always in season), this candle screams "May girls are the real spring queens!"
Don't let another birthday bloom by, Taurus, or flutter past, Gemini, without this celestial scent-sation. Grab one now and let your May flag fly higher than a kite in those spring breezes!
P.S. Not a May baby? We won't judge if you snag one anyway. Good vibes are like spring showers - they're for everyone!
Size Matters:
Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours
The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours
Specifications:
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA
