"The best bitches are born in Msrch" - The Candle That Lights Up your friend or loved one with a Laugh!
Hold onto your birthday hats, March mavens! Your special day just got a whole lot spicier!
Introducing the "Best Bitches Born in March" Zodiac Candle - because why should leprechauns have all the fun this month?
This ain't your average birthday candle, folks. It's a wax-tastic celebration specially crafted for our fierce Pisces and audacious Aries ladies. Trust us, it's so good, you might just forget about that other "lucky" green stuff.
Why This Candle is Your New March Madness:
• Custom-made for March-born badasses (sorry, February and April, you can't sit with us)
• Zodiac-inspired scents that'll make your nose do the cha-cha
• Perfect size for cake domination or solo "treat yo'self" sessions
Warning: May Cause Unexpected Side Effects:
• Sudden urges to party like it's your birthday... every day
• Friendship levels skyrocketing faster than March winds
• Uncontrollable desire to tell everyone you're a March baby (as if they couldn't already tell by your awesomeness)
Whether you're gifting it to your March-born bestie or treating yourself (because, duh, you're worth it), this candle screams "March girls are the real MVPs!"
Don't let another birthday swim by, Pisces, or charge past, Aries, without this celestial scent-sation. Grab one now and let your March flag fly higher than a kite in spring breeze!
P.S. Not a March baby? We won't tell if you snag one anyway. Good vibes are an equal opportunity employer!
Size Matters:
Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours
The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours
Specifications:
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA
