"I WAS an honor student. I don't know what happened."
Smells like “I tried my best” energy — and maybe a little side-eye.
This “I Was an Honor Student — I Don’t Know What Happened” candle is perfect when you want to say “I’m doing my thing, deal with it.” It’s equal parts humorous, relatable, and a little dramatic — ideal as a gift for friends, siblings, or anyone riding the high expectations train.
Product Specs & Highlights • Sizes: 4 oz / 9 oz / 16 oz with approx. 20, 40, 80+ hour burn times • 100% soy wax + cotton wick for a clean, even flame • Hand-poured in Maryland, USA • Comes in a gift-ready package • Scent: warm, comforting notes that match the “I’m handling it (sort of)” vibe
Light this candle when you need a moment of levity, when deadlines loom, or when you just want someone to laugh along with you. Because sometimes the best answer is a side of scented sarcasm.
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