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Attention Awesome Godchildren: The Ultimate Godmother-Pleaser Has Landed!

Hey there, gift-giving prodigies! Tired of scratching your head for the perfect present? Well, hold onto your halos because we've got the gift that'll make your godmother laugh so hard she might actually forget about that time you "accidentally" dyed her hair blue. Introducing the "Having me as a godchild is really the only gift you need" candle - because let's face it, you're the gift that keeps on giving... mischief and love!

Why This Candle Will Light Up Your Godmother's Life:
• Brutally honest message that'll tickle her funny bone
• Perfect for any occasion: Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or "Sorry I Forgot to Call" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike your attempts at baking her favorite cookies)
• Delightful scent options available (to mask the smell of your latest fashion experiment)

When to Surprise Her:
- Mother's Day: Because being a godmother is like being a mom, but cooler
- Her Birthday: Another year of putting up with your shenanigans? She deserves this!
- Christmas: Santa's jealous of your gift-giving skills (finally)
- Any Random Saturday: Because godmother-godchild bonding knows no calendar

How to Use (Godmother Edition):
1. Hand it over with your best "angelic godchild" grin
2. Watch her eyes roll (it's how she shows affection, we think)
3. Enjoy her hearty laugh (or exasperated sigh)
4. Bask in the glow of being the "best godchild ever" (for at least a week)

Bonus: This candle pairs perfectly with a bear hug and maybe actually remembering her birthday without a Facebook reminder for once (let's not get too crazy here).

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, increased godmother-godchild bonding, and a sudden urge to share embarrassing stories about your parents. Use with caution!

Grab this candle now and get ready to remind your godmother just how lucky she is to have you in her life! It's way better than another scarf she'll never wear, trust us.

P.S. If she starts using this as ammunition to spoil you more, we take full responsibility. You're welcome!

Size Matters:

Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours

The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours

Specifications:

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA