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Attention Awesome Godchildren: The Ultimate Godfather-Pleaser Has Landed!

Hey there, gift-giving prodigies! Tired of scratching your head for the perfect present? Well, hold onto your halos because we've got the gift that'll make your godfather laugh so hard he might actually forget about that time you "borrowed" his car. Introducing the "Having me as a godchild is really the only gift you need" candle - because let's face it, you're the gift that keeps on giving... trouble and joy!

Why This Candle Will Light Up Your Godfather's Life:
• Brutally honest message that'll tickle his funny bone
• Perfect for any occasion: Father's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or "Sorry I Missed Curfew" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike your attempts at adulting)
• Manly scent options available (to mask the smell of your latest kitchen disaster)

When to Surprise Him:
- Father's Day: Because being a godfather is like being a dad, but cooler
- His Birthday: Another year of putting up with your shenanigans? He deserves this!
- Christmas: Santa's jealous of your gift-giving skills (finally)
- Any Random Sunday: Because godfather-godchild bonding knows no calendar

How to Use (Godfather Edition):
1. Hand it over with your best "innocent godchild" smile
2. Watch his eyes roll (it's how he shows affection, we think)
3. Enjoy his hearty laugh (or exasperated sigh)
4. Bask in the glow of being the "best godchild ever" (for at least a day)

Bonus: This candle pairs perfectly with a heartfelt hug and maybe actually following through on one of your promises for once (let's not get too crazy here).

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable chuckles, increased godfather-godchild bonding, and a sudden urge to share embarrassing stories about your parents. Use with caution!

Grab this candle now and get ready to remind your godfather just how lucky he is to have you in his life! It's way better than another tie he'll never wear, trust us.

P.S. If he starts using this as ammunition to lecture you more, we take full responsibility. You're welcome!

Size Matters:

Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours

The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours

Specifications:

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA