Smells like laughter, friendship, and a little bit of betrayal.
The “F*ck You for Moving to Texas (I’m Gonna Miss You)” candle is the perfect funny-but-sincere gift for anyone packing up and leaving your life behind. Whether it’s a best friend chasing a new adventure, a sibling starting fresh, or a co-worker heading out of town, this candle says exactly what you really feel — I’m happy for you, but also… rude.
Each candle is hand-poured in Maryland and can be personalized with the state or city of your choice, making it a unique keepsake that’s equal parts humor and heart. It’s the perfect farewell gift for going-away parties, relocations, or long-distance friendships that deserve one last laugh before goodbye.
Hand-poured in Maryland using premium soy wax and a cotton wick, this candle burns clean, steady, and glowingly. It comes gift-ready in elegant packaging, so you can deliver love (and sarcasm) without fuss.
Product Specs
• Sizes: 4 oz / 9 oz / 16 oz — approx. 20, 40, 80+ hour burns
• Wax & Wick: 100% soy + cotton, lead-free
• Crafted: Hand-poured in Maryland, USA
• Personalization: Add your custom city or state
• Packaging: Beautiful gift-ready box
• Fragrance: A cozy, warm scent that feels like home, hugs, and quiet gratitude
Light it on their first night in their new place, or send it as a farewell gift that says, “you better visit.”
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