"Fuck You for Moving Candle" - The Candle That Lights Up your friend or loved one with a Laugh!
Warning: This Candle May Cause Spontaneous Road Trips!
Introducing the "See Ya Later, Alligator" Moving Away Candle - the perfect gift for friends who are ditching you for greener pastures (or just a different zip code).
Why It's Awesome:
• Hand-poured soy wax (because we care about the environment your friend is abandoning)
• "New Adventure" scent (smells like a mix of cardboard boxes, tears, and excitement)
• 50-hour burn time (one hour for each time they'll miss you... per day)
• Sleek glass jar with a lid (doubles as a container for their guilt-trip souvenirs)
Features:
- Comes with a "Don't Forget Me" wick that never seems to burn out (just like your friendship)
- Label includes a map, so they can always find their way back home
- Burns with the intensity of all the goodbye hugs you'll share
Perfect for:
• Going away parties (aka "abandonment celebrations")
• Housewarming gifts (to remind them of the home they left behind)
• Passive-aggressive reminders of your existence
How to use:
1. Light the candle
2. Make a wish for your friend's new adventure
3. Secretly hope they hate their new place and come back
Grab this candle now and give your friend a send-off they'll never forget (even if they try)! Because nothing says "I'll miss you" quite like a candle that'll make them laugh and cry at the same time.
P.S. No friendships were harmed in the making of this candle. Results may vary.
Size Matters:
Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours
The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours
Specifications:
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA
