Dad's New Favorite Candle (After You, Of Course!)
Hey there, champion of dad jokes and master gift-giver! Ready to knock your old man's socks off? This candle's got your back (and your dad's funny bone)!
Why This Candle Will Make Dad Grin:
• Brutally honest message: "Having me as a son is really the only gift you need"
• Multi-occasion wonder: Father's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or "Just Because You're Awesome" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike dad's attempts at cooking)
• Manly scent options available (no flowers here, folks!)
Perfect Gift-Giving Moments:
✓ Father's Day: Because ties are so 1995
✓ Dad's Birthday: Another year of putting up with you? He deserves this!
✓ Christmas: Santa called, he's jealous of your gift-giving skills
✓ Any random Tuesday: Because why not?
How to Use (Dad Edition):
1. Hand it over with a smirk
2. Watch dad's eyes roll (it's how he shows love)
3. Enjoy his chuckle (or full-on belly laugh)
4. Bask in the glow of being his favorite kid (we won't tell your siblings)
Bonus: This candle pairs perfectly with a bear hug and maybe mowing the lawn without being asked (just once, let's not get crazy here).
Grab this candle now and get ready to light up your dad's life – both literally and with your sparkling wit!
P.S. If dad starts using this as his new catchphrase, we apologize in advance.
Size Matters:
Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours
The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours
Specifications:
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA
