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Attention Office Rockstars: The Ultimate Coworker-Pleaser Has Arrived!

Hey there, cubicle gift-giving champions! Tired of buying another boring mug for the office Secret Santa? Well, hold onto your staplers because we've got the present that'll make your coworker laugh so hard they might actually enjoy coming to work. Introducing the "Having me as a coworker is really the only gift you need" candle - because let's face it, you're the gift that keeps on giving... office gossip and shared eye-rolls!

Why This Candle Will Light Up Your Coworker's Life:
• Hilariously honest message that'll tickle their funny bone
• Perfect for any occasion: Birthday, Christmas, or "Thanks for Covering My Shift" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike that 3 PM energy slump)
• Office-friendly scent options available (to mask the smell of burnt microwave popcorn)

When to Surprise Them:
- Their Birthday: Another year of putting up with your terrible puns? They deserve this!
- Christmas: Secret Santa just got a whole lot less secret and a whole lot more awesome
- Work Anniversary: Because surviving another year with you is an achievement
- Any Random Tuesday: Because work besties make Mondays suck less

How to Use (Coworker Edition):
1. Hand it over with your best "we're in this together" wink
2. Watch their eyes roll (it's how they show workplace affection, we think)
3. Enjoy their laughter (or exasperated sigh)
4. Bask in the glow of being the "best coworker ever" (for at least a coffee break)

Bonus: This candle pairs perfectly with a shared lunch break and maybe actually refilling the coffee pot for once (let's not get too crazy here).

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, increased office camaraderie, and a sudden urge to start a prank war. Use with caution!

Grab this candle now and get ready to remind your coworker just how lucky they are to have you in their work life! It's way better than another gift card to the vending machine, trust us.

P.S. If they start using this as ammunition to ask you to cover more shifts, we take full responsibility. You're welcome!

Size Matters:

Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours

The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours

Specifications:

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA