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Attention All Sisters: The Ultimate Brother Gift Has Arrived!

Ladies, forget the boring socks and predictable gift cards! We've got the perfect present that'll make your brother laugh so hard he might actually admit you're funny. Introducing the "Having me as a sister is really the only gift you need" candle - because let's face it, you're the gift that keeps on giving... unsolicited advice and endless teasing!

Why This Candle Will Light Up His Life:
• Hilariously honest message that'll tickle his funny bone
• Multi-occasion wonder: Father's Day (if he's a dad), Birthday, Christmas, or "Sorry I Ate Your Leftovers" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike his attempts at cooking)
• Manly scent options available (to mask the smell of his gym bag)

When to Surprise Him:
- Father's Day: Because being a dad is tough, but being your brother is tougher!
- His Birthday: Another year of putting up with your awesomeness? He deserves this!
- Christmas: Santa's jealous of your gift-giving skills (finally)
- Any Random Monday: Because sibling love knows no calendar

How to Use (Brother Edition):
1. Hand it over with your best "I'm the favorite child" smirk
2. Watch his eyes roll (it's how he shows affection, we think)
3. Enjoy his laughter (or exasperated groan)
4. Bask in the glow of being the "best sister ever" (for at least a minute)

Bonus: This candle pairs perfectly with a bear hug and maybe not borrowing his stuff without asking for a whole day (let's not get too crazy here).

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable chuckles, increased sibling rivalry, and a sudden urge to prank you back. Use with caution!

Grab this candle now and get ready to remind your brother just how lucky he is to have you in his life! It's way better than another "World's Best Brother" mug, trust us.

P.S. If he starts using this as ammunition in future arguments, we apologize in advance. But hey, at least you'll always know what to get him for future gifts!

Size Matters:

Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours

The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours

Specifications:

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA