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Attention Awesome Bonus Moms: The Ultimate Bonus Son-Pleaser Has Landed!

Hey there, step-parenting superstars! Tired of buying another video game he'll forget about in a week? Well, hold onto your yoga pants because we've got the present that'll make your bonus son laugh so hard he might actually pause his game. Introducing the "Having me as a bonus mom is really the only gift you need" candle - because let's face it, you're the gift that keeps on giving... extra love and occasional nagging!

Why This Candle Will Light Up Your Bonus Son's Life:
• Hilariously honest message that'll tickle his funny bone
• Perfect for any occasion: Father's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or "Thanks for Not Calling Me Your Evil Stepmother" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike his attempts at keeping his room tidy)
• Manly scent options available (to mask the smell of his gym socks)

When to Surprise Him:
- Father's Day: If he's a dad, remind him he's got the coolest bonus mom-son duo
- His Birthday: Another year of putting up with your "I'm not just a stepmom, I'm a mom who stepped up" jokes? He deserves this!
- Christmas: Santa's jealous of your gift-giving skills (finally)
- Any Random Thursday: Because bonus mom-son bonding knows no calendar

How to Use (Bonus Son Edition):
1. Hand it over with your best "cool bonus mom" fist bump
2. Watch his eyes roll (it's how he shows affection, we think)
3. Enjoy his laughter (or embarrassed groan)
4. Bask in the glow of being the "best bonus mom ever" (for at least a day)

Bonus: This candle pairs perfectly with a gaming marathon and maybe actually letting him teach you how to play for once (let's not get too crazy here).

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, increased bonus mom-son bonding, and a sudden urge to ask for more family game nights. Use with caution!

Grab this candle now and get ready to remind your bonus son just how lucky he is to have you in his life! It's way better than another pair of socks he'll never wear, trust us.

P.S. If he starts using this as ammunition to ask for more pizza nights, we take full responsibility. You're welcome!

Size Matters:

Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours

The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours

Specifications:

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA