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Attention Awesome Bonus Dads: The Ultimate Bonus Son-Pleaser Has Landed!

Hey there, step-parenting superstars! Tired of awkward gift-giving moments? Well, hold onto your dad jokes because we've got the present that'll make your bonus son laugh so hard he might actually admit you're cool. Introducing the "Having me as a bonus dad is really the only gift you need" candle - because let's face it, you're the gift that keeps on giving... extra love and terrible puns!

Why This Candle Will Light Up Your Bonus Son's Life:
• Hilariously honest message that'll tickle his funny bone
• Perfect for any occasion: Father's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or "Thanks for Not Being a Wicked Stepfather" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike his patience for your dad jokes)
• Manly scent options available (to mask the smell of your shared pizza nights)

When to Surprise Him:
- Father's Day: Because being a bonus dad is like being a dad, but with extra cool points
- His Birthday: Another year of putting up with your "I'm not just a stepdad, I'm a dad who stepped up" jokes? He deserves this!
- Christmas: Santa's jealous of your gift-giving skills (finally)
- Any Random Thursday: Because bonus dad-son bonding knows no calendar

How to Use (Bonus Son Edition):
1. Hand it over with your best "cool bonus dad" fist bump
2. Watch his eyes roll (it's how he shows affection, we think)
3. Enjoy his laughter (or embarrassed groan)
4. Bask in the glow of being the "best bonus dad ever" (for at least a week)

Bonus: This candle pairs perfectly with a gaming marathon and maybe actually letting him win at Mario Kart for once (let's not get too crazy here).

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, increased bonus dad-son bonding, and a sudden urge to ask for more family game nights. Use with caution!

Grab this candle now and get ready to remind your bonus son just how lucky he is to have you in his life! It's way better than another gift card he'll forget about, trust us.

P.S. If he starts using this as ammunition to ask for more pizza nights, we take full responsibility. You're welcome!

Size Matters:

Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours

The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours

Specifications:

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA