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Attention Awesome Bonus Kids: The Ultimate Bonus Mom-Pleaser Has Landed!

Hey there, step-family superstars! Tired of buying another scarf she'll never wear? Well, hold onto your hats because we've got the present that'll make your bonus mom laugh so hard she might actually forget about that time you called her by her first name. Introducing the "Having me as a bonus child is really the only gift you need" candle - because let's face it, you're the gift that keeps on giving... extra love and occasional sass!

Why This Candle Will Light Up Your Bonus Mom's Life:
• Hilariously honest message that'll tickle her funny bone
• Perfect for any occasion: Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or "Thanks for Not Being the Evil Stepmother" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike your attempts at bonding over cooking)
• Sweet scent options available (to mask the smell of your teenage rebellion)

When to Surprise Her:
- Mother's Day: Because being a bonus mom is like being a mom, but with extra cool points
- Her Birthday: Another year of putting up with your "You're not my real mom" jokes? She deserves this!
- Christmas: Santa's jealous of your gift-giving skills (finally)
- Any Random Sunday: Because bonus child-mom bonding knows no calendar

How to Use (Bonus Mom Edition):
1. Hand it over with your best "favorite bonus kid" smirk
2. Watch her eyes light up (it's how she shows affection, we think)
3. Enjoy her hearty laugh (or embarrassed chuckle)
4. Bask in the glow of being the "best bonus kid ever" (for at least a month)

Bonus: This candle pairs perfectly with a heartfelt hug and maybe actually eating her veggie casserole for once (let's not get too crazy here).

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, increased bonus mom-child bonding, and a sudden urge to ask for more family movie nights. Use with caution!

Grab this candle now and get ready to remind your bonus mom just how lucky she is to have you in her life! It's way better than another "World's Best Stepmom" mug, trust us.

P.S. If she starts using this as ammunition to spoil you more, we take full responsibility. You're welcome!

Size Matters:

Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours

The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours

Specifications:

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA