"The best bitches are born in August" - The Candle That Lights Up your friend or loved one with a Laugh!
Well, well, well! Looks like August is about to get hotter than a sidewalk in the summer sun!
Introducing the "Best Bitches Born in August" Zodiac Candle - because why should back-to-school sales steal all the August thunder?
This ain't your grandma's birthday candle, folks. It's a wax-tastic celebration whipped up specially for our fierce Leo lionesses and those perfectionist Virgo vixens. It's so lit, it might just make September beg for an extension.
Why This Candle is Your New August Addiction:
• Custom-crafted for August-born bosses (July and September, you can look but don't touch)
• Zodiac-inspired scents that'll make your nose do the dog days of summer dance
• Perfect size for cake domination or solo "escape the heat" sessions
Warning: Side Effects May Include:
• Sudden urges to celebrate... everything
• Friendship levels rising faster than August humidity
• Uncontrollable desire to remind everyone you're an August baby (as if your star power wasn't enough of a giveaway)
Whether you're gifting it to your August-born bestie or treating yourself (because, hello, self-love is always in season), this candle screams "August girls are the real summer finale queens!"
Don't let another birthday sizzle by, Leo, or harvest away, Virgo, without this celestial scent-sation. Grab one now and let your August flag fly higher than a kite in those late summer breezes!
P.S. Not an August baby? We won't judge if you snag one anyway. Good vibes are like summer popsicles - everyone's welcome to indulge!
Size Matters:
Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours
The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours
Specifications:
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA
