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Having Me as a Nephew is Really the Only Gift You Need Candle • Gift for Aunt and Uncle • Hand-Poured Soy Wax • Gift-Ready
Having Me as a Nephew is Really the Only Gift You Need Candle • Gift for Aunt and Uncle • Hand-Poured Soy Wax • Gift-Ready
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Attention Favorite Nephews: The Ultimate Aunt-Pleaser Has Arrived!
Hey there, superstar gift-givers! Tired of the same old boring presents for your awesome aunt? Well, hold onto your hats because we've got the gift that'll make her laugh so hard she might snort her coffee. Introducing the "Having me as a nephew is really the only gift you need" candle - because let's face it, you're the gift that keeps on giving... ego and all!
Why This Candle Will Light Up Your Aunt's Life:
• Hilariously honest message that'll tickle her funny bone
• Perfect for any occasion: Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or "Thanks for Not Telling Mom" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike your attempts at adulting)
• Delightful scent options available (to mask the smell of your questionable life choices)
When to Surprise Her:
- Mother's Day: Because being an aunt is like being a mom, but cooler
- Her Birthday: Another year of putting up with your shenanigans? She deserves this!
- Christmas: Santa's jealous of your gift-giving skills (finally)
- Any Random Friday: Because aunt-nephew love knows no calendar
How to Use (Aunt Edition):
1. Hand it over with your best "favorite nephew" grin
2. Watch her eyes roll (it's how she shows affection, we think)
3. Enjoy her laughter (or amused groan)
4. Bask in the glow of being the "best nephew ever" (for at least an hour)
Bonus: This candle pairs perfectly with a big hug and maybe actually returning her Tupperware for once (let's not get too crazy here).
Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, increased aunt-nephew bonding, and a sudden urge to share embarrassing childhood stories about you. Use with caution!
Grab this candle now and get ready to remind your aunt just how lucky she is to have you in her life! It's way better than another "World's Best Aunt" mug, trust us.
P.S. If she starts using this as ammunition to spoil you even more, we take full responsibility. You're welcome!
Size Matters:
Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours
The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours
Specifications:
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA
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