Smells like caffeine, chaos, and the sweet scent of carrying the team.
The “Having Me as a Coworker is Really the Only Gift You Need” Candle is the perfect mix of funny, relatable, and genuinely thoughtful — a gift that says, “You’re welcome for my daily presence.” Ideal for birthdays, promotions, or just to brighten up the breakroom, this candle is office humor in its most fragrant form.
Each candle is hand-poured in Maryland with premium soy wax and a cotton wick for a clean, even burn. Whether you’re the work BFF, the department comedian, or the quiet overachiever, this one’s guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a raise — results not typical).
Product Specs
• Sizes: 4 oz / 9 oz / 16 oz (≈20, 40, 80+ hour burns)
• Wax: 100% soy Wick: Cotton, lead-free
• Hand-poured in small batches in Maryland
• Packaging: Gift-ready box — no wrapping needed
• Fragrance: Warm, inviting scent — pairs well with deadlines and coffee
Light it at your desk, during virtual meetings, or after surviving another Monday. It’s the candle every workplace hero deserves.
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