Smells like love, laughter, and just the right amount of humble brag.
The “Having Me as a Bonus Child is Really the Only Gift You Need” Candle is the ultimate way to remind your bonus mom or bonus dad how truly lucky they are. Equal parts funny and heartfelt, this candle captures the joy of chosen family and the special bond that comes with it.
Hand-poured in Maryland using premium soy wax, it burns bright, clean, and long — just like your connection. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or “just because” moment, this gift is guaranteed to earn a laugh (and maybe a tear).
Product Specs
• Sizes: 4 oz / 9 oz / 16 oz (≈20, 40, 80+ hr burns)
• Wax: 100% soy Wick: Cotton, lead-free
• Hand-poured in small batches in Maryland, USA
• Packaging: Gift-ready box — no wrapping required
• Fragrance: A warm, inviting scent that says “you’re stuck with me, and you love it”
Light it, laugh about it, and let it remind them — they didn’t just gain a bonus child… they won the jackpot.
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