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Bonus Dad Birthday Gift From Bonus Child Having Me As A Bonus Child Candle Funny Bonus Dad Father's Day Gift Christmas Gift for Bonus Dad

Bonus Dad Birthday Gift From Bonus Child Having Me As A Bonus Child Candle Funny Bonus Dad Father's Day Gift Christmas Gift for Bonus Dad

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Attention Awesome Bonus Kids: The Ultimate Bonus Dad-Pleaser Has Landed!

Hey there, step-family superstars! Tired of scratching your head for the perfect gift? Well, hold onto your hats because we've got the present that'll make your bonus dad laugh so hard he might actually forget about that time you called him by his first name. Introducing the "Having me as a bonus child is really the only gift you need" candle - because let's face it, you're the gift that keeps on giving... extra love and occasional eye rolls!

Why This Candle Will Light Up Your Bonus Dad's Life:
• Hilariously honest message that'll tickle his funny bone
• Perfect for any occasion: Father's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or "Thanks for Not Being the Evil Stepfather" Day
• Premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn (unlike your attempts at bonding over sports)
• Manly scent options available (to mask the smell of his infamous dad jokes)

When to Surprise Him:
- Father's Day: Because being a bonus dad is like being a dad, but with extra cool points
- His Birthday: Another year of putting up with your "You're not my real dad" jokes? He deserves this!
- Christmas: Santa's jealous of your gift-giving skills (finally)
- Any Random Monday: Because bonus child-dad bonding knows no calendar

How to Use (Bonus Dad Edition):
1. Hand it over with your best "favorite bonus kid" grin
2. Watch his eyes light up (it's how he shows affection, we think)
3. Enjoy his hearty laugh (or embarrassed chuckle)
4. Bask in the glow of being the "best bonus kid ever" (for at least a week)

Bonus: This candle pairs perfectly with a heartfelt hug and maybe actually laughing at one of his jokes for once (let's not get too crazy here).

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, increased bonus dad-child bonding, and a sudden urge to ask for more family game nights. Use with caution!

Grab this candle now and get ready to remind your bonus dad just how lucky he is to have you in his life! It's way better than another "World's Best Stepdad" mug, trust us.

P.S. If he starts using this as ammunition to lecture you more, we take full responsibility. You're welcome!

Size Matters:

Pocket-Sized Powerhouse:
• 4oz jar (2.25" x 2.75")
• Burns for about 20 hours

The Big Kahuna:
• 9oz jar (2.85" x 3.5")
• Burns for 30-40 hours

Specifications:

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz/ 9 oz.; 2.85" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.5" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 40 Hours (9 oz), 20Hours (4oz)
Hand Poured in the USA

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