{"product_id":"smells-like-youre-not-in-your-forties-anymore","title":"The \"Smells Like You're Not in Your Forties Anymore\" Candle — The Funniest 50th Birthday Gift They'll Ever Receive","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\ndetails {\n  border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5;\n  border-bottom: 1px solid #e5e5e5;\n  padding: 14px 0;\n}\ndetails + details {\n  border-top: none;\n}\nsummary {\n  cursor: pointer;\n  font-weight: 500;\n  list-style: none;\n}\nsummary::-webkit-details-marker {\n  display: none;\n}\n.details-content {\n  padding-top: 12px;\n  color: #555;\n  line-height: 1.5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003ewhat this candle says (and why it hits)\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ethe forties were fabulous.\u003cbr\u003eand then 50 walked in and raised the bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ethe wisdom.\u003cbr\u003ethe unbothered energy.\u003cbr\u003ethe \"I've seen enough to know what matters and I stopped wasting time on the rest\" energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ethis isn't just a candle—\u003cbr\u003eit's a celebration of five decades of becoming exactly who they were always meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ewhy it hits:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ebecause 50 hits different when you've lived enough to stop caring what anyone thinks about it\u003cbr\u003ebecause the forties polished them and 50 is just the world finally catching up to what they already knew\u003cbr\u003ebecause the best gifts don't just mark half a century — they celebrate someone who made every decade count\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003efinal word:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ethe forties were just the warm up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003elight the candle. 50 never looked this good on anybody else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003ewhich scent is your vibe?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv 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makes more of a statement without saying a word.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003ewhat's actually inside (because it matters)\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/strong\u003e — paraffin-free, sustainably grown in america's midwest. clean burn, no toxins, no compromise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003epremium fragrance oils\u003c\/strong\u003e — cruelty-free, phthalate-free, crafted by ifra-certified perfumers. strong throw, long-lasting, made specifically for soy wax.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton wicks\u003c\/strong\u003e — lead-free, zinc-free. pre-waxed for an even, clean burn every time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003euv-blocking amber glass jar\u003c\/strong\u003e — protects the fragrance, looks stunning on any surface. 9oz (2.9\"W x 3.51\"H) or 16oz 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