{"title":"For Mom \u0026 Dad","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey raised you. You turned out great. It’s time they said thank you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeta:\u003c\/em\u003e Funny candles from a daughter or son for Mom and Dad. Having me is really the only gift you need. Gift-boxed, hand-poured soy, free shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"having-me-as-a-daughter-candle","title":"The \"Having Me as a Daughter\" Candle — Funny Gift for Mom or Dad from Daughter","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the parents who already got the best gift. It was her.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe calls when she needs something, raids the fridge every visit, and still won't let you pick the restaurant. Made for the daughter who knows exactly how lucky Mom and Dad are, and isn't shy about reminding them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\ndetails {\n  border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5;\n  border-bottom: 1px solid #e5e5e5;\n  padding: 14px 0;\n}\ndetails + details {\n  border-top: none;\n}\nsummary {\n  cursor: pointer;\n  font-weight: 500;\n  list-style: none;\n}\nsummary::-webkit-details-marker {\n  display: none;\n}\n.details-content {\n  padding-top: 12px;\n  color: #555;\n  line-height: 1.5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003ewhich scent is your vibe?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ewinter woods\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003esmooth, grounded, and quietly elevated. the kind of scent that feels put together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003etropical paradise\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebright, fresh, easy. like stepping away for a minute without actually leaving.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003ehow big are we going?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e9oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe go-to. two wicks, 40–60 hour burn. 2.9\"W × 3.5\"H.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e16oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebigger presence, longer burn. three wicks, 80+ hours. 3.5\"W × 3.9\"H.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003ewhat's actually inside (because it matters)\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cspan\u003eparaffin-free, grown in America's Midwest. clean burn, no toxins.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003epremium fragrance oils\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cspan\u003ecruelty-free, phthalate-free, by IFRA-certified perfumers. made for soy.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton wicks\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cspan\u003elead-free, zinc-free, pre-waxed for an even burn.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003euv-blocking amber glass jar\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cspan\u003ekeeps the scent true and looks good on any surface.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003egift-ready packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cspan\u003eglossy black box, gold ribbon. open it, give it, watch the reaction.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003efree shipping. always.\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eout the door in 1–2 business days. arrives gift-ready. no guessing, no delays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003ebroken on arrival? replaced. no questions.\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eif it shows up cracked, chipped, or wrong, we send a new one. email \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"mailto:hello@familyloveforever.com\"\u003ehello@familyloveforever.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and it's handled.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eburn it like you know what you're doing\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003etrim the wick. let the wax melt all the way across. don't rush it. take care of it, and it'll take care of the mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Family Love Forever","offers":[{"title":"Tropical Paradise — Bright \u0026 Fresh \/ 9oz (2-wick 40-60hr burn)","offer_id":63168634519633,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Paradise — Bright \u0026 Fresh \/ 16oz (3-wick 80+hr burn)","offer_id":63168634552401,"sku":null,"price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Winter Woods — Smooth \u0026 Grounded \/ 9oz (2-wick 40-60hr burn)","offer_id":63168634585169,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Winter Woods — Smooth \u0026 Grounded \/ 16oz (3-wick 80+hr burn)","offer_id":63168634617937,"sku":null,"price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/9150\/4209\/files\/having-me-funny-candle-gift-box-01_having_me_as_a_daughter.jpg?v=1792896289"},{"product_id":"having-me-as-a-son-candle","title":"The \"Having Me as a Son\" Candle — Funny Gift for Mom or Dad from Son","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the parents who raised a good one. Mostly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe calls on Sundays (sometimes), eats everything in the fridge, and fixes the Wi-Fi when you ask nicely. Made for the son who knows he turned out great, and figures you should say thank you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\ndetails {\n  border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5;\n  border-bottom: 1px solid #e5e5e5;\n  padding: 14px 0;\n}\ndetails + details {\n  border-top: none;\n}\nsummary {\n  cursor: pointer;\n  font-weight: 500;\n  list-style: none;\n}\nsummary::-webkit-details-marker {\n  display: none;\n}\n.details-content {\n  padding-top: 12px;\n  color: #555;\n  line-height: 1.5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003ewhich scent is your vibe?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ewinter woods\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003esmooth, grounded, and quietly elevated. the kind of scent that feels put together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003etropical paradise\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebright, fresh, easy. like stepping away for a minute without actually leaving.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003ehow big are we going?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e9oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe go-to. two wicks, 40–60 hour burn. 2.9\"W × 3.5\"H.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e16oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebigger presence, longer burn. three wicks, 80+ hours. 3.5\"W × 3.9\"H.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003ewhat's actually inside (because it matters)\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cspan\u003eparaffin-free, grown in America's Midwest. clean burn, no toxins.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003epremium fragrance oils\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cspan\u003ecruelty-free, phthalate-free, by IFRA-certified perfumers. made for soy.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton wicks\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cspan\u003elead-free, zinc-free, pre-waxed for an even burn.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003euv-blocking amber glass jar\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cspan\u003ekeeps the scent true and looks good on any surface.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003egift-ready packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cspan\u003eglossy black box, gold ribbon. open it, give it, watch the reaction.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003efree shipping. always.\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eout the door in 1–2 business days. arrives gift-ready. no guessing, no delays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003ebroken on arrival? replaced. no questions.\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eif it shows up cracked, chipped, or wrong, we send a new one. email \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"mailto:hello@familyloveforever.com\"\u003ehello@familyloveforever.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and it's handled.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eburn it like you know what you're doing\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-content\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003etrim the wick. let the wax melt all the way across. don't rush it. take care of it, and it'll take care of the mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Family Love Forever","offers":[{"title":"Tropical Paradise — Bright \u0026 Fresh \/ 9oz (2-wick 40-60hr burn)","offer_id":63168892371025,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Paradise — Bright \u0026 Fresh \/ 16oz (3-wick 80+hr burn)","offer_id":63168892403793,"sku":null,"price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Winter Woods — Smooth \u0026 Grounded \/ 9oz (2-wick 40-60hr burn)","offer_id":63168892436561,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Winter Woods — Smooth \u0026 Grounded \/ 16oz (3-wick 80+hr burn)","offer_id":63168892469329,"sku":null,"price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/9150\/4209\/files\/having-me-funny-candle-gift-box-01_having_me_as_a_son.jpg?v=1792898496"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/9150\/4209\/collections\/having_me_as_a_daughter_75c0c91f-cbbe-48e3-b3cf-ca12be550e56.png?v=1792906212","url":"https:\/\/familyloveforever.com\/collections\/for-mom-dad.oembed","provider":"Family Love Forever","version":"1.0","type":"link"}